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Enron Ethics

€49,99
  • BUILT FOR THE LONG POSITION
  • INSIDER CULTURAL SIGNALLING
  • PREMIUM HAND-FEEL COTTON
  • STREETWEAR CUT, FINANCE SOUL
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The Prospectus

FOR THE MARKET MOVERS.

Built for traders and nvestors,

Rep your favorite finance culture with a custom Finance Bro shirt designed to stand out whether you're at the office, watching the markets, or just hanging out.

Product details

* 100% cotton face
* 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
* Comfortable everyday fit
* Front pouch pocket
* Self-fabric patch on the back
* Matching flat drawstrings
* 3-panel hood

Fit: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.



Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32
  CHEST WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm)
S 50.8 68.6
M 53.3 71.1
L 58.4 73.7
XL 63.5 76.2
2XL 67.3 78.7
3XL 71.1 81.3

 

 

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Composition + Care

Constructed from 100% premium cotton-blend french terry. Machine wash cold with similar assets. Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain structural integrity.

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Enron Ethics

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Clothing For People Who Actually Read The Prospectus

You spend your days staring at Bloomberg terminals and analyzing risk, yet your wardrobe looks like everyone else's. Generic streetwear doesn't speak the language of the markets, leaving a gap between your professional identity and your personal style.

The Irony Gap

Most brands use finance terms as buzzwords without understanding the history. The Lehman Brothers Risk Management Dept. hoodie is designed for those who know the significance of the date and the department.

Institutional Grade Quality

We traded flimsy fast-fashion fabrics for heavy 450GSM cotton. This isn't disposable apparel; it's a long-term asset designed to maintain its shape through every market cycle.

The Insider Signal

This hoodie doesn't scream for attention from the masses. It signals to fellow market participants that you get the joke, making it the ultimate networking tool for the modern financial district.

Elevate your off-hours uniform with a piece that respects your obsession with capital markets.

Market Essentials

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Why It Belongs In Your Portfolio

Unrivaled Comfort

Heavyweight cotton feels substantial on skin. Perfect for late night research sessions.

Conversation Starter

Built-in networking for the floor. High-signal graphics for fellow traders.

Durable Construction

Double-stitched seams prevent structural failure. Built to outlast the next recession.

Design made by

Design made by pennystock holder

REVIEWS FROM THE FLOOR

Institutional Grade

The weight of this hoodie is incredible. It feels more like a piece of equipment than a piece of clothing.

- David S.

Finally, They Get It

I've waited years for a brand that understands finance culture without being cringe. This is exactly that.

- Sarah M.

The Perfect Fit

The boxy fit is perfect. It looks sophisticated enough for a casual Friday but comfortable for a Sunday.

- Robert K.

Insider Only

Wore this to a bar in Midtown and met two other quants because of the graphic. Best purchase of the year.

- Alex P.

The Analysis: Finance Bro vs. Generic Brands

Finance Bro

Institutional weight 450GSM cotton

Deep archival finance references

Authentic trading floor silhouettes

Niche insider cultural signal

Generic Streetwear

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Standard mall-brand fit

No specific cultural relevance

Due Diligence

Everything you need to know before you execute your trade.

Why the Lehman Brothers reference?

It is a tribute to financial history and a nod to those who understand the irony of 'Risk Management' in 2008.

How does the sizing work?

We recommend sizing up for a more comfortable fit.

What is the quality of the print?


Printed on quality garments using professional printing technology for sharp, detailed designs and long lasting wear.

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